Phone Call of the week….

‘Hi – is that Al Powell from Alpine Guides?’

‘Yes, hello – how can I help?’

‘Oh good – my names ******* from **C Television. I’m doing some research into ideas for new documentary programing and I’m after a bit of advice…’

‘Ok, yes – what are you thinking of doing then?’

‘Well, we’re thinking of taking a group of school children up the Eiger and making a film about it.’

‘*@**?@*!!!’